"Didn't Order Your Bullsh*t" Mug

This durable ceramic mug brings a little sharp humor to slow mornings and late-night chats. The crisp, vibrant print shows a relaxed woman holding a steaming cup, framed by a cheeky line that reads, “I checked my receipt — I didn’t order any of your bullshit.” The white ceramic keeps the artwork bright and easy to read, while the large C-handle feels steady in your hand as you sip strong coffee or an herbal brew. It fits easily on a cluttered desk, in a cozy kitchen, or beside the favorite armchair where honest conversations happen.

Let it be the mug you reach for when you need a private moment of levity, or the quiet signal to coworkers and housemates that you’re running on your terms. The design’s casual, messy-bun vibe pairs well with oversized sweaters, Friday-wind-down rituals, and mornings when you’re reclaiming calm — or calling it out with a grin.

Product features
- Durable white ceramic body
- Available in 11oz, 15oz, and 20oz sizes
- Vibrant, scratch-resistant print
- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe
- Large C-shaped easy-grip handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap